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Month: July, 2008

Vegetarian Zombies

31 July, 2008 (15:01) | Stuff, WTF | 2 comments

This post is half-inspired as a follow-up to the one about the movie Colin. Not that Colin features any vegetariansim, you understand, just that it’s about zombies. But I digress…
If movie folklore is to be believed, when a person is killed and returns to life as one of the walking dead they still retain aspects of their [...]

iMadick

23 July, 2008 (12:02) | Geek | 6 comments

I hate Apple Macs. Or rather, I hate the rabid fanboi users of Apple Macs. It’s not enough that they have to sit in smug satisfaction with their smooth, relatively featurless, silver boxes, they just have to tell you how good it is, how stable it is, and how it will never, ever be susceptible [...]

Cakefarts

21 July, 2008 (13:37) | WTF | 4 comments

Everyone knows that men find farts the single most hilarious thing on the planet. We’re also rather fond of the opposite sex and, occasionally, cake. So put all three together and you have the perfect recipe:
www.cakefarts.com
Defintely not safe for viewing in any kind of working environment (unless you work in confectionery-based flatulance movie production).
Make sure [...]

Man Boobs

17 July, 2008 (09:05) | Stuff | 1 comment

Why is it that man-boobs are something that are disliked by the ladies? Must we all be rippled adoni (is that the plural of adonis? I don’t know) in the chest department before the fairer sex take notice?
If you turn the situation round, men are much less discerning. Sure, a pair of pert norks that [...]

Colin - UK Zombie Movie

16 July, 2008 (13:45) | Movies | No comments

Just had to post about this cracking new movie from the UK’s Nowhere Fast Productions. Colin puts a completely new twist on the zombie genre, being the first movie to focus entirely from the zombie’s point of view.

I get to see a lot of low-budget movies while reviewing for HorrorTalk, and it’s very rare to see [...]

School’s out for summer

14 July, 2008 (15:32) | Home | No comments

At the end of next week, the UK sees almost every parent’s worst nightmare; the schools’ six-week summer holiday. To tie in with this, many of the shops, card shops in particular, are promoting their range of “Thank you Teacher” cards and gifts.
Come again?
When I was at school, the teachers were there to teach. Not [...]

A severe case of writer’s blog.

14 July, 2008 (14:59) | Stuff, WTF | No comments

“You should start blogging”, I’m told, “it’s good practice for reviewers”. So here I am, all blogged up and ready to roll. Still getting my head around this Wordpress thing, but it seems pretty straightforward.
So in advance of starting this, I had a think about what I could write about. A few things came to [...]