Dog Beer
I have two dogs. Big fuckers that eat me out of house and home, so I’m regularly making trips to the pet shop to buy 15Kg bags of dog food. On my last trip there, I walked past the end of an aisle and did a double-take at what was staring back at me (go on, click on it and it will magically enlarge itself) :
Dog Beer.
Beer. For your dog.
Great stuff, get your pooches pissed on Dog Beer so they throw up and piss indiscriminately. They do that already. The other thing that got me was the price; £1.99 a bottle! Most of the brews I drink don’t cost £1.99 a bottle, so I’m buggered if I’m going to spend that much on a brew for the hounds. If, and it’s a very big IF, I do ever get the urge to give my dogs beer, I’ll nip down the local supermarket and get 4 cans of budget lager for the same price.
Dog Beer. What next? Hamster Vodka?
Comments
Comment from Don
Time: Thursday 14 August, 2008, 5:08 pm
Are you kidding? I used to pour some whiskey in a bowl for a dog I had. Cheap thrills you know.
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Comment from Ron
Time: Friday 15 August, 2008, 3:23 pm
15kg? That doesn’t sound like much. Try buying some of the 50lb bags, then you won’t have to nip out so much.
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Comment from DJBenz
Time: Friday 15 August, 2008, 8:57 pm
15kg=biggest bags available, Ronald.
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Comment from Stewie
Time: Tuesday 19 August, 2008, 3:46 am
I need some cat beer for Mr. Jingles.
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Comment from Ron
Time: Wednesday 20 August, 2008, 6:22 am
Aren’t 15 kg bags about the size of a small chip bag? And by chips, I mean real chips, not your fries.
They do have something for cats. It’s call catnip. Jesus fucking christ people.
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Comment from Qelqoth
Time: Monday 25 August, 2008, 3:29 am
I’d drink that crap. Then again, I drink Special Brew which says all sorts really, doesn’t it?
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Comment from DJBenz
Time: Tuesday 26 August, 2008, 12:13 pm
Ron, have you ever tried to teach a cat to smoke catnip? It’s not as easy as cracking open a bottle of dog beer for a pooch.
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Comment from Ron
Time: Thursday 28 August, 2008, 2:24 pm
I just bake it into brownies for my cat. It kept lighting its little paws on fire when I was trying to teach it to smoke. :(
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Comment from Signe
Time: Friday 12 September, 2008, 2:05 am
That’s crazy…it’s a lot cheaper to find it on the side of the road out in the country. Our dogs always loved it…ever see a drunk Teacup poodle? Fun stuff.
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Comment from kat
Time: Thursday 14 August, 2008, 3:49 pm
doggie beer that’s funny, what do they offer for cats , it’s kinda discriminatory not to offer something for them lol
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