Mickey mofuggin’ Mouse
So yeah, last week I was on holiday in France with the family (which explains my lack of input on this blog) and we took a trip to Disneyland Paris - where dreams come true. If your dream is to stand in queues for 90 minutes for two-minute rides, have a new arsehole ripped every time you want to eat, or to spend the entire day dodging clouds of smoke from filthy French bastards, then yes, your dreams will certainly come true.
No trip to Mickeyland would be complete without getting the kids photographed with the man himself, Michael T. Mouse, so my better half queued up with the youngsters while I got a into a decent position to take a photo. I got to watch all the folks come and get photographed with Mickey while I was waiting. Of particular amusement was the pair of teenage girls trying to pose while doing retarded rap/gang symbols. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ll hand you over to ‘Da Flame’ of legendary internet fuckwits ‘Icy Hot Stuntaz’ to demonstrate (click=big):

Thank you ‘Da Flame’.
So girl number one does that sideways v-sign thing, while girl number two attempts that ‘Westside’ thing but can’t get her fingers to stick properly, so gives up and resorts to sideways v-sign too. I can hardly contain my amusement, she can barely hide her embarrassment.
Yeah bitches, throw out those gang symbols, because Mickey is GANGSTA!
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Comment from Don
Time: Wednesday 3 September, 2008, 7:23 pm
Well, you’re welcome to keep the smoking Frenchmen. Unfortunately, we have our share of bad boy/girl types that appear to be just as damn dumb as they act. Disney Orlando has the same offerings I suppose.
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Comment from Ron
Time: Saturday 6 September, 2008, 6:36 am
WTF? France? Really, France?
WTF.
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Comment from Ron
Time: Thursday 11 September, 2008, 2:37 pm
You should stop nipping at the dog beer before you post. 
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Comment from kata rokkar
Time: Thursday 11 September, 2008, 4:33 pm
Where have you been? Mickey will bust a cap in yo ass.
http://www.japanprobe.com/july06/ganster/mickey.jpg
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Comment from JR
Time: Thursday 11 September, 2008, 7:41 pm
Next time fake being crippled and rent a wheelchair. You have your own special entrance to the rides, which takes you to the front of the queue. I think we made it on Splash Mountain 8 times in a half hour.
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Comment from Don Da Duck (a.k.a Quak Attak)
Time: Friday 12 September, 2008, 3:51 am
ay yo u best not b dissrespektin mi kru yo cuz we iz reeal gangsta - ay yo, me n ma homie mick 2 the mouze - we gut mad skillz reprazent. step 2 me an u get ma bill in yo face -, donnie d to the u c k, rrrrespeck.
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DJBenz Reply:
September 8th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Yes, France. An country of Western Europe. Why is that so surprising?
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Ron Reply:
September 10th, 2008 at 3:09 am
It’s surpising because you just wrote, “An country…” That is not the DJ I know.
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