I had to leave the room
They have this system at my son’s school where everyone has their name on a chart, and they can move the names up or down depending on their behaviour. So each day they all start on green, and can move to silver or gold if they’re good, or orange and red if they’re not.
Since the start of term, he’s been coming home and proudly telling us that he’s been on green, silver, and even gold once. The other week he told us that he’d been moved down to orange on that day. When we asked him why, he squirmed a bit then said,
“Well, I accidentally wee’d on Callum.”
I had to try really hard not to laugh, keeping the aura of a firm parent, but then my wife asked him where (meaning ‘where at school did this happen?’), and he replied,
“In his pocket”.
I had to leave the room.
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Comments
Comment from Ron
Time: Monday 27 October, 2008, 5:22 am
Wait, what? He peed in his friends’ pocket? why was his penis in his friends’ pocket? And Callum? Seriously? That’s a real name in the UK?
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Comment from Ron
Time: Wednesday 29 October, 2008, 3:02 am
Here’s your smiley:
<— DJ’s son thinking about Callum’s pocket.
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Comment from Ron
Time: Monday 17 November, 2008, 7:54 am
I think I’ve posted on this blog more than DJ. We need an update!!
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Comment from Ron
Time: Friday 26 December, 2008, 4:11 am
:(
I check it almost daily with my fingers crossed. I miss knowing what’s going on in DJ’s life.
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Comment from Qelqoth
Time: Friday 17 October, 2008, 1:10 pm
LOL WTF? That’s like totally ROFL!
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