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I had to leave the room

15 October, 2008 (09:43) | Home | 7 comments

They have this system at my son’s school where everyone has their name on a chart, and they can move the names up or down depending on their behaviour. So each day they all start on green, and can move to silver or gold if they’re good, or orange and red if they’re not.
Since the [...]

Mickey mofuggin’ Mouse

1 September, 2008 (11:36) | Home, Stuff | 11 comments

So yeah, last week I was on holiday in France with the family (which explains my lack of input on this blog) and we took a trip to Disneyland Paris - where dreams come true. If your dream is to stand in queues for 90 minutes for two-minute rides, have a new arsehole ripped every [...]

Dog Beer

11 August, 2008 (14:27) | Home, WTF | 11 comments

I have two dogs. Big fuckers that eat me out of house and home, so I’m regularly making trips to the pet shop to buy 15Kg bags of dog food. On my last trip there, I walked past the end of an aisle and did a double-take at what was staring back at me (go [...]

School’s out for summer

14 July, 2008 (15:32) | Home | No comments

At the end of next week, the UK sees almost every parent’s worst nightmare; the schools’ six-week summer holiday. To tie in with this, many of the shops, card shops in particular, are promoting their range of “Thank you Teacher” cards and gifts.
Come again?
When I was at school, the teachers were there to teach. Not [...]