http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk Randomly scattered droppings Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:45:30 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en They have this system at my son's school where everyone has their name on a chart, and they can move the names up or down depending on their behaviour. So each day they all start on green, and can move to silver or gold if they're good, or orange and ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/10/15/i-had-to-leave-the-room/ Following on from my previous post about Mickey Mouse's gangsta influence, it seems that the animated rodent isn't as squeaky clean as first thought. According to an article on The Daily Telegraph Website a Saudi Arabian cleric (or a religious fuckwit as they're more commonly known), has labelled Mickey Mouse "one ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/09/17/looks-like-mickey-is-badass-after-all/ So yeah, last week I was on holiday in France with the family (which explains my lack of input on this blog) and we took a trip to Disneyland Paris - where dreams come true. If your dream is to stand in queues for 90 minutes for two-minute rides, have ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/09/01/mickey-mofuggin-mouse/ I have two dogs. Big fuckers that eat me out of house and home, so I'm regularly making trips to the pet shop to buy 15Kg bags of dog food. On my last trip there, I walked past the end of an aisle and did a double-take at what was ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/08/11/dog-beer/ This post is half-inspired as a follow-up to the one about the movie Colin. Not that Colin features any vegetariansim, you understand, just that it's about zombies. But I digress... If movie folklore is to be believed, when a person is killed and returns to life as one of the walking dead they ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/07/31/vegetarian-zombies/ I hate Apple Macs. Or rather, I hate the rabid fanboi users of Apple Macs. It's not enough that they have to sit in smug satisfaction with their smooth, relatively featurless, silver boxes, they just have to tell you how good it is, how stable it is, and how it ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/07/23/imadick/ Everyone knows that men find farts the single most hilarious thing on the planet. We're also rather fond of the opposite sex and, occasionally, cake. So put all three together and you have the perfect recipe: www.cakefarts.com Defintely not safe for viewing in any kind of working environment (unless you work in ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/07/21/cakefarts/ Why is it that man-boobs are something that are disliked by the ladies? Must we all be rippled adoni (is that the plural of adonis? I don't know) in the chest department before the fairer sex take notice? If you turn the situation round, men are much less discerning. Sure, a ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/07/17/man-boobs/ Just had to post about this cracking new movie from the UK's Nowhere Fast Productions. Colin puts a completely new twist on the zombie genre, being the first movie to focus entirely from the zombie's point of view. I get to see a lot of low-budget movies while reviewing for HorrorTalk, and ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/07/16/colin-uk-zombie-movie/ At the end of next week, the UK sees almost every parent's worst nightmare; the schools' six-week summer holiday. To tie in with this, many of the shops, card shops in particular, are promoting their range of "Thank you Teacher" cards and gifts. Come again? When I was at school, the teachers ... http://blog.dogs-eggs.co.uk/2008/07/14/schools-out-for-summer/